If you are looking for a blog dedicated to a topic, this is the WRONG blog for you to follow. I post anything from Spirituality, LGBTQ posts, T.V. Shows, Bands, Personal things, etc. I find that variety is the spice of life, and my blog reflects that. I'm 19 and already had 2 heart procedures done. Due to that fact, I have learned to appreciate life as much as I can. I am a Liberal who wants nothing but the best for the fellow inhabitants of this planet. I post things that may be controversial, but I won't delete. I will remain strong. I will be firm in my being.

#westcoastproblems

I’m not!

fracturedstainedglass asked: How's Colton???

Fine. No laptop though. Not til June 1st. :-(

psych-facts: How to Build a Healthy Relationship

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. Be wise in your choice of partner. We are attracted to others because of different things. For example, they compliment us constantly and boost our self-esteem; they remind us of a person we once loved or admired; or they spend money on us and buy us lots…

jesushealsandheforgives asked: I love you. <5

Anonymous asked: Hi there. What's your name? I'm Clarisse.

Hello Clarisse. I am Colton. How nice to meet you.

thatbitchrobin asked: How come I didn't get drunk texts! D:

I DON’T HAVE YOUR NUMBER

Tick. Tock.

jesushealsandheforgives asked: How hungover are you?

Not one bit.

voiceshauntingher:

holy. fucking. shit. balls. This is pyro porn.

(via peeta-would-you-love-me-if-i)

andwhispers:

every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters

(via capitolprostitute)

In case you ever need to brighten your day: Best of Olivia Wilde's Twitter

                       Is it wrong that the only time I've been in the gym in the last month is to buy peanut butter smoothies? I try my best to lunge in and out.

                       A mosquito just bit my ass so hard it almost felt good. Except now I can't sit down without a hemroid pillow. #thanksmaryland

                       Wait I forgot - running smack into a blind man while texting - good luck or bad luck?

                       Auto-correct strikes again. My phone turns "fed" into "F'ed" which is awkward when telling my roommate I gave the dog his food.

                       Woot woot! Teen Choice Awards Nomination whaaaat? So awesome. Thank you guys very much. I'm glad teens like Dr. shows and not just porn.

                       I know I'm in New York when I find myself at Sing Sing at 3am karaoke-ing my balls off with a bunch of beautiful strangers... and pizza.

                       In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

                      AAND my favorite: 

                       Glad the rapture didn't happen since I just got waxed.
                    
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skepticalwitch:

duchess-merryweather-crowley:

I wanna know how many rpers there are on Tumblr. <3

Let me love you!

I role play as the best character ever.

Myself.

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fracturedstainedglass asked: Green men???

It’s a rule in drinking card game “Circle of Death.” If you drink you remove the little green man, so to speak, then drink and put him back on your adult libation. If you forget, you drink again.

The flash is bright!!

Hogg much would wood a would churn churn if a would chicken cod chick would.

A Dash Of Fabulous With A Hint Of Sass